Respect and Wishes

The scene takes place in the Simpson’s attic and Marge is going through boxes to see what she can find. Marge finds a weird box and opens it revealing a lamp.

This lamp doesn’t look like it was cleaned in one-hundred years, Marge tells herself. Marge begins to rub the lamp and then something odd began happening. Smoke began to pour out of the lamp and a genie appeared. I am the genie of the lamp and I will grant you three wishes, the genie tells Marge. Marge thought it over a bit and told the genie her first wish. Marge tells the genie that she wishes that she was big so that people would respect her. Your wish is granted the genie tells Marge. Marge begins to feel strange and she began to get taller.

Meanwhile………..

Homer was on the couch watching television. A movie came on that had a woman growing taller and taller until she was fifty feet tall. That woman’s husband is one lucky guy. Why can’t my wife be that tall? Homer asks himself. All of a sudden a giant bare foot came crashing through the ceiling. Homer screams and jumps out of the way. Homer then got up and looked at the foot. It seems like a giant foot had crashed through the ceiling and had smashed my couch. You monster! Homer then began to kick the foot. This is… (Kick) (Kick)…what you get… (Kick) (Kick)… for destroying my couch! All of a sudden Homer could hear someone say “ouch!” and the foot began to lift off the ground. Homer ran out of the house and saw a giant Marge.

Marge is that you? Homer asks. No, it’s the statue of liberty, Marge tells Homer. How did the statue of liberty get in my house? Homer asks himself. It’s me you idiot! Marge yells at Homer. I knew that, Homer says laughing to himself. Were you the one kicking my foot? Marge asks Homer. No, it was…..Homer looks around and sees Flanders. It was Flanders! Marge then gets out of the house and goes next to Flanders. Howadity Doodity, Flanders tells Marge. Let’s see how you like being kicked, Marge tells Flanders. Marge then kicks Flanders so hard that he goes flying into outer space. I always thought Flanders was nice, Marge tells herself. Homer was staring at Marge and he couldn’t believe his eyes. Marge was now fifty feet tall and her clothes looked like that of an Amazon woman. I want changes around here, Marge tells Homer. First I want a foot rub, since my foot hurts. Marge grabs Homer and puts him down next to her bare feet. Homer began rubbing her feet. Marge’s feet were big and a bit stinky, but Homer didn’t want to make Marge mad. Man, this sucks! Homer tells himself. What was that Homer! Marge asks Homer. It was nothing Marge, Homer tells her. What will I wish for next? Marge asks herself.

All of a sudden Bart and Lisa came out the house wondering what was going on. Mom what had happen to you? Lisa asks Marge. Cool! Bart says. I found a genie that would grant me three wishes and I already used the first one, Marge tells Lisa. Can I be bigger too mom? Lisa asks Marge. Marge knew how Lisa wasn’t respected at all just like she was so she was happy to give Lisa her wish. I wish Lisa was big as well and the genie appeared and granted her wish. Lisa began to feel funny and began to grow. Lisa’s feet got bigger and then her shoes ripped apart. Lisa grew until she was twenty-five feet tall. Wow this is cool! Lisa tells herself. Well honey, since your father is rubbing my feet Bart will be glad to rub your feet. Lisa then grabs Bart and commanded Bart to rub her feet. No way man! Bart tells Lisa. You better do it boy you don’t want to make giant people mad, Homer tells Bart. Bart began to rub Lisa’s bare feet trying not to inhale the smell. How does it feel Lisa to have some respect? Marge asks her. It feels great mom. Lisa tells her. It looks like I only got one wish left Lisa what should I wish for, Marge asks her? Lisa thought for a moment and whispered something in Marge’s ear. That is a great idea Lisa, Marge tells her. For my final wish I wish that my daughter and I were complete rulers of the world. The genie then granted the last wish and disappeared along with the lamp.

The world has now changed with the speaking of the last wish. Everything had become pink and statues of Marge and Lisa were everywhere. In the center of town were two thrones where Marge and Lisa sat. People were worshipping them and they got the respect that they wanted all along.